oh my GOD. WHO HAS A FUCKIN’ R&B PARTY ON A GODDAMN THURSDAY NIGHT.
what is going on?!
- babe i must remove ur wings and u must try to fly so we can do the thing
- babe love comes a-knocking upon our door can we do the thing even if we dont live there anymor
- babe i let despair and deception in just to do the thing w/ u
- babe theres a devil waiting outside ur door and he’s a mess bc he wants to do the thing with u
- o lowd can you direct my babe into my arms so we can do the thing
- babe do u love me do u love me do u love me like i love u? so we can do the thing? babe?
- well take that coat babe and throw it on the floor bc we’re obvs gonna do the thing
- and he wants u and he is straight and he is true like 100% he wants to do the thing babe
- come over here babe it aint that bad like i dont claim to understand the troubles that u had but i can make it better if we do the thing
- babe cant u see everybody wants to do the thing with you at midnight (me included) like just lay down here and be my gurl
- straight to u i will come a-running to do the thing one more time
- like what the hell guise the only time i didnt want to do the thing i got stabbed thru n thru with a penknife and thrown into a 100feet well you feel me
post scriptum: replace i love nick but* with i love nick because*
wow, i love being treated like crap every day, it just makes me love working in your department and helps me learn SO MUCH.
A+ effort from the Emergency Department - you’ve shown me where i definitely don’t ever want to work.